Order of the Day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANNIE!!!

The Funny Farm

We went to the zoo (again! (and no I'm nut complainin!)) over the weekend and I got some funkyass shots which are too amusing nut to share!


Funky looking spider that looks suspiciously like it's got a Batman cum Yoda mask on!



Pornographic Kitties



Emo Orang Utan
"Don't come any closer!
Life has no meaning..Ima jump into that basket of bananas if you come any closer!"



Little known fact:
Cousin It is actually Charlie from The Singapore Zoo!



"When I grow up, I wanna be a tightrope walker type lizard!"
(cue music: All I do each night is pray!)



"ECK!! This water tastes a wee bit funky yo!!"



"AAaAAAAAhhHHhHHHhhhhmmAammm...it's tough trying to look all mean all day yall!"


Ok thank you come again!

New Slipknot

Dare I say, it's...mellow?

There was a time...

when I swore by Mr Muscle.



I swore it was the best damn thing since sliced bread!
I swore it was a kitchen must-have!

And then...

It was accidentally 'splashed' on one of my favourite tops...



and now I fucking hate it!

Incidentally, the number of this image is 666.
BEWARE YALL! MR MUSCLE IS THE DEVIL YO!!!

Sarmbohdee!

I von't say whooooo..but SARMBOHDEE! was a wery greedy poopie last night as I was baking my sister's birthday cake!





Sarmbohdee!



Oh I theeenk you know who!



Heeee!
She just reufsed to take her eyes off me the cake and chocolate!!!

Anyhoooooos....here's the end product! My very 1st 'real' cake! Heheheh Banana cake with a chocolate fudge frosting!





HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAJIE!!!

Order of the Day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAREST TAJIE!!!

Miss U.S.AAaaaAalamak!!

What are the odds??

Last year, at the Miss Universe Pageant, Miss USA fell.



This year, at the Miss Universe Pageant, Miss USA fell again!



Just like their economy! Heeee!